With some training from the schools listed in this link, you too can become a fairly poorly paid patrol officer. The rewards? Dealing with complete and utter social breakdown while on foot. Apparently our government has plenty of funds available for this training as they keep spamming my mailbox. Don't they know people with MS cannot patrol on foot? Perhaps in a scooter with ice packs to cool us down, but not on foot. Go Team USA! Let's not address issues like unemployment, poverty, starvation, desperation, drug addiciton, homelessness and other social ills. Let's just keep feeding the police and military regimes.